Nit Wits #24: Ho Ho Ho Dec-10-2005
A Holiday Hostess for the Mostess by Chris Dunmire
What if Christmas trees were really made out of Hostess brand
Ho-Ho's? Then nobody would need to leave Santa Claus any chocolate
chip cookies, that's what! Sure gives a new spin on the jolly
ole dude's laugh, don't it?
On second thought, one couldn't think of putting up such a
delicious tree too far ahead of the gift-grabbing-unwrapping-day.
Can you imagine all of the morsel picking going on? Once the
room clears, Fido would down that tree in one fell swoop!
Okay, maybe you don't like Ho Ho's. Ding Dongs wouldn't do
it for you either then (they're just a drum-shaped version
of a Ho-Ho, ya know). The Wicked Witch on the Wizard of
Oz didn't like 'em either. Remember the song "Ding
Dong the Wicked Witch is dead!"
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