Nit Wits #31: Angoraphobia Feb-20-2007
Sweet Sweating Sweaters by Chris Dunmire
Angora sweaters who are afraid to leave their homes because of anxiety attacks now can be diagnosed by Fabricians with the condition known as Angoraphobia. Symptoms of this material manifestation include: excessive shedding, pilling, hanging by threads, and knitting themselves into knots.
I honestly had a sweater with this condition one year. I tried hard to manage her condition but nothing I did helped the situation. So with the best intentions I bestowed upon her some Good Will — and gave her away. •
Next: Nit Wits Comic #32 »
© 2007 Chris Dunmire www.chrisdunmire.com. All rights reserved. |
