Nit Wits #4: Elepants
One Size Flitches All by Chris Dunmire
It's amazing how you can remove just one letter in a word and change its whole meaning. Take the word elephants, for instance. Remove the "h" and what do you get? Dungarees for the big 'ol animal! Now, don't go wondering how the elephant pulls them up (how would they?). Just be glad the pants ARE available in his size!
Now Who Wears the Pants?
The thought of an elephant wearing blue jeans is just as
absurd as a hippo wearing a ballerina's tutu. But that didn't
stop
me and my corny sense humor from inventing the perfect clothing
product for these huge fashion-seeking mammals: Elepants.
Oh, and the cool thing about the trousers is that they're
available in vanity sizes — perfect for those tusk-bearing
creatures who
may be too shy to admit they've grown a little bit around the
middle.
Question: Where does an elephant store his clothes?
Answer: In a trunk, of course!
...and my thickest apologies for recycling that way ol' circus joke here. But you gotta admit, it FIT! (Not so sure about Jumbo's jeans, though.) •
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