"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."
— Wayne Gretzky, Canadian hockey player

December 20, 2007

Dear Juicy Sunkist People,

My name is Chris Dunmire and I am humorist and graphic artist who loves your oranges and has been eating them since the small cut-up wedges could fit into my little mouth.

I recently created a fun desktop paper Christmas Tree kit based on the orange theme and named it my "Orangaments (orange ornaments) Merry Citrus! Christmas Tree."

You can learn more about it on my Web site here:

Orangaments "Merry Citrus!" Christmas Tree Cut-Out »

I am contacting you for two reasons:

1. It occurred to me that my fun Orangaments design absolutely would apPEAL to the most famous orange company in the world.
   
   
2. I envision re-tooling my design with oranges sporting the Sunkist Logo and having your marketing department love the idea so much that they say "Chris, we absolutely must pay you to have this delightful novelty product designed for our company so we can use it as a fun promotional crafty product for our next Christmas promotion!"

Well, a girl can dream right? C'mon, let me do it and I promise that I will tell everyone that Sunkist is the absolutely best-ess company in the world!

If you are not rolling on the floor with laughter right now, how about considering it? Please contact me at my provided e-mail address and we'll make this a win-win for both of us.

Most sincerely and navely yours,

Chris Dunmire

© 2007 Chris Dunmire www.chrisdunmire.com. All rights reserved.