Subject: Caturday NIght
From: chrisd@mailclient.com
Date: 7/26/2008 6:59 PM
To: undisclosed recipients

Der Recipient,

Hi, it's me, Niblets, Chris' ss cat.

while Chris is oout of the office tonite, i thought I'd try to see what its like sending e-mail. Cats should haaave

their own version, like e-tail. anyway, i'Ve aattached some photos of mysellf that I took with chirs' digitail camera. i t's waay to hard to type with only four paw nibs.

love, NiBlets >^..^<

p.S. I don't know who I'm sending thi
s too, i randomly chose some names in chris;s catdress book. I hope you lik my picturres.

Subject: Re: Caturday NIght
From: chrisd@mailclient.com
Date: 7/26/2008 11:36 PM
To: entire address book

Hi Friends & Family,

I'd like to apologize to everyone in my address book who received an e-mail from my cat Niblets tonite.

I came home this evening and found my office a big mess with the scanner open, digital camera strewn across my desk, a spilled mug of milk, and lots of little kitty hairs all over my keyboard.

A quick peek into my e-mail Sent folder confirmed that she's been sending out mail from my account with photo attachments. This explains all the pictures I've been finding on my printer with Niblets in various kitty poses and all the new bookmarks in my Web browser for a site called MiceSpace.

I'm hoping this doesn't have anything to do with the new cat food we've been feeding her — Surf 'n' Prawn — but if it does, I think we ought to cut back. I know it can get lonely in the house all by herself... but social networking? Really!

Anyway, sorry!

Chris

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