Looking for Creative Baby Names?  Posted
Jun-12-2005
Spam Humor
Here's a list of hilarious subject line names I collected from spam e-mail messages
sent to me last year. I started the list after noticing that "clever" spammers
were stringing together modified words to create a "from" person's
name in the subject line to fool spam filters.
Actually, I'm quite certain some piece of software did all
the creating, as the names are much too brilliant for underhanded
bulk e-mailers to sit around brainstorming all day.
I totally loathe spam and all it stands for, but I couldn't
help but to grin at some of these names that greeted me in
my inbox. Many were certainly more bearable than the ENLARGE
and HOT variety.
Can you imagine meeting someone named:
Lip P. Fried
Occasion G. Fuji
Distends U. Citation
Soapy M. Magnifiers
Piggybacks A. Portaging
Or a health-conscious (or needing):
Overeating T. Faultfinding
Calories U. Beaten
Gromyko D. Cigarettes
Gaunts H. Highjacked
Seltzer R. Stuffed
Improvise H. Surpluses
Or a sea-loving:
Carping P. Shakespeare
Fishing R. Sacerdotal
Squidding H. Detailing
Or an insecure:
Wobbling J. Leningrad
Uncoordinated G. Merriness
Squeaking H. Fobbing
Smaller B. Resistor
Roe U. Needy
Suggests B. Meekest
Overcautious T. Larkspurs
Startlingly O. Jading
Herbert J. Gentleness
Or a confident:
Secularization S. Bloomed
Loved S. Resurgent
Unrelenting H. Baptized
Familiarizing E. Apartheid
Rubbernecked Q. Spindling
Pretences R. Osmosis
Or a workaholic:
Constituents L. Morphine
Deadliness V. Hindquarter
Bedevilled R. Watermarking
Zeppelins Q. Affidavit
Loosen D. Cogitated
Corrugations R. Disposals
Entrenches K. Befall
Are you looking for a creative name for your next child? Feel
free to use this list for inspiration. (© 2005 Chris Dunmire) •
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