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Inspiring Mirecle33 Creativity Patch

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch © Chris Dunmire 2005

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch © Chris Dunmire 2005


Mirecle33 (mir-i-kel) Inspiring Creativity Patch: What Creatives Crave

It's totally here. Our progressive times allow you to sport a patch on your body to maintain your hormone levels, curb your appetite(s), and cover your boo-boos. Now, thanks to Dunmire Labs, there's no good reason you can't have a slow, steady stream of creativity delivered into your system through the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch.

Try the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch today and see how much it 'miraculously' improves your creative output!

Read Terms of Use Before Downloading Patches...

Creativity Patch Printables Selection

Printing Tips: Pages may be printed on an inkjet or laser printer. Wrapper cards and box packaging are best printed on card stock. To make the Creativity Patches sticky, print them on full-sheeted "sticker" or label paper.

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Sample Kit © Chris Dunmire

Download the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Sample Kit
Patch and Wrapper Card (PDF 220KB)
Here's your chance to see if Mirecle33 is right for you. The Creativity Patch Sample Kit includes one patch and one wrapper card to print and assemble.

 

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Patches Kit © Chris Dunmire

Download the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Patches Kit
Set of 4 Patches (PDF 120KB)
If you like the effect the Mirecle33 patch has on you, you'll want to stock up on more patches so you don't run out! The Creativity Patch Patches Kit includes four individual patches to print.

 

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Wrapper Kit © Chris Dunmire

Download the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Wrapper Kit
Set of 2 Wrapper Cards (PDF 228KB)
Extra wrapper cards to accompany the extra patches.The Creativity Patch Wrapper Kit includes two wrapper cards to print.

 

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Box Package Kit © Chris Dunmire

Download the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch Box Kit
Retail Packaging / Box (PDF 296KB)
Oh no, the fun doesn't end with the patches. Here's an authentic-looking retail package to store your patches in. Put it in your medicine cabinet and let the fun begin! The Creativity Patch Box Kit includes one box to print and assemble.

Assembly Tips: For best results, print the box on thick paper or card stock. Lightly score flaps and folds before folding. Secure with double sided tape or glue.

Frequently Answered Questions

Being creative comes easy to me. Should I try your patch just to see what happens?

Mirecle33 Creativity Patch © Chris Dunmire 2005The Mirecle33 Creativity Patch functions like other patches, delivering a slow, steady stream of a substance into your system.

In this case the substance absorbed through your skin is creative inspiration. If your 'being creative' level is already healthy, the patch will not have any additional effect on you. Of course, you can sport one anyway just to look cool.

 

I don't have a creative bone in my body. How will your patch help me?

It's a good thing your bones aren't creative. Otherwise they may rearrange themselves into some Picasso-esq configuration under your skin, and then you'd really be in trouble!

But seriously, the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch is by design perfect for people like you. Instead of your continuous milling around proclaiming your un-creativity, slapping this patch on your bicep opens the door to the power of suggestion. In fact, I prescribe the following to you:

1) Apply the patch to your arm, and

2) lead yourself with these affirmations:

I have the ability to be creative.

This patch will help me.

My ideas are unique.

I am a creator.

I'm glad my bones aren't creative.

This creativity patch really works.

I will be creative.

Yes, yes, I will.

I am creative.

I am full of creativity.

 

I wear a patch to help me quit smoking and another patch to relieve arthritis pain. Can I wear your patch too?

Boy, you're just turning into a quilt of patches, aren't you? Since the active ingredient in the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch has no known "bad" interaction history with other substances, it should be okay to wear it with other patches. Just be sure you don't mix 'em up.

 

What if your patch doesn't help me be more creative?

What if? What if? You should stop analyzing things so much and just be a good sport. (No wonder why you lack creativity!)

Just go stick one of these things on your arm and show it off to your friends and co-workers. At least enjoy the process of 'humortivity'. If you get caught up in all of that, I can almost guarantee that you'll come back to your desk rejuvenated with fresh ideas.

 

What's the active ingredient in your patch that inspires creativity?

Oh, like Colonel Sanders, we'll never tell. But if you're keen, you'll soon figure it out. Meanwhile, let it work it's miraculous magic!

 

Why are you giving this amazing patch away for free?

Who said it was free? OH, yes, it IS free!

(Note to self: Don't tell them that they are part of the international creativity experiment conspiracy. Hey, you shouldn't be reading this!)

More Patchy Goodness: FREE Clip Art

 

More fun patches...

If you liked the Mirecle33 Creativity Patch, then you'll love the dozens of other novelty patches we have available on the Creativity Portal. You can download and import them into your favorite graphics programs to use as clip art to make your own fun printables.

Whether you want to keep your chocolate levels stable, increase your humor quotient, or get more housework done, we've got them all! See how much they 'miraculously' improve your life!

Go see them thar patches down yonder...

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